There is about to be lots of words and no pictures, so reader beware.
Me: Huh?
Lennon: What is "one two?"
Me: Well...one and two are numbers buddy.
Lennon: No, like "you look like a monkey, and you smell like 'one two'"
Laugh, pause.
Lennon: And Mommy, what is dazoo?
Me: Dazoo? ...(then catching on) You mean "the zoo?"
Lennon: No, I mean "you live in dazoo."
The other morning I pointed out two little cuts on Lennon. He wanted a very explicit explanation of what exactly a cut was. So, I guess I told him something like it was a tiny little hole, but that it was all healed up once it stopped bleeding. He suddenly got very serious and asked me, "Mommy, does that mean I'm dying?" I'm not sure what made him come to that conclusion. We certainly don't talk a lot about dying around here. He's a strange little man.
He's really into space shuttles and rockets and everything involved with space travel right now. When he plays with his toys that he is pretending are rockets blasting off he says things like, "Countdown, 3, 2, 1...countdown to discovery blastoff! Neeeeeerrrrrrrrrr Pshhhoooooo!" And then flies around the kitchen which is where he normally is running around underfoot.
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Mia may have strep throat. My throat has been bothering me for what seems like two weeks now, but just slightly, in the morning and at night and stuff. Mia started complaining of hers hurting a couple of days ago and when I looked in her throat this morning and saw big white patches on her tonsils I called the doc. The rapid test came back negative, but the doc (who was not our usual doc) said she thought it was most likely strep. She suggested we treat for strep even before getting the more official test results back. Luckily for us, Jackson is now going to an awesome doc in Dallas who promotes natural remedies to his patients. Jackson also recently had strep, so we knew exactly what to get. We went by Whole Foods to get all the stuff and I figure if she doesn't start feeling much better pretty soon we can always go ahead and do the antibiotics then. She hasn't had a fever at all and she's not been slowed down much either. At night she seems to be a little uncomfortable, but she's been eating normally and up for playing about as much as usual, so if it is strep, it's a very mild case.
Mia just finished her report on Frederic Chopin, but wants to make it look a little more official or something before we call it complete. At school last year when they did reports they attached them to a colorful piece of construction paper and pasted a picture or something on there with the report. As soon as it's all put together I'll see about scanning in it, or more likely, have Shelby see about scanning it in.
Mia thought it was a riot today and asked that I put it on the blog, that after we went to Whole Foods to get all her meds Lennon was asking if he could please just have one "pr0duct." It took me a while to figure out that he was meaning probiotics.
Mia is reading so much and I love it. Some nights instead of reading to her, she and I just snuggle up in my bed and we each read our own book for half an hour or so. We both love it, and I think Shelby loves the peace and quiet he gets to himself downstairs while we're all upstairs too. She finished the first Harry Potter book and is about a hundred pages into the second. Oh, plus she got ahold of the third before she got the second so she read the first hundred or so pages of that before starting on the second. A couple of nights ago when we were reading together I noticed that she was turning pages at a higher pace than I was. When I told Shelby this story she was so sweet. She looked at me and said, "Well, there might have been some harder words in your book." She's always looking out for everyone's feelings.
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What Would You Do For A Googleplex Dollars?
For some reason we got on this topic in the car the other night. The kids would come up with ridiculous scenarios and ask us if we would do the mentioned horrible thing for "a googleplex dollars." Of course, we pretty much said yes to everything, but the conversation went downhill fast. At one point Mia asked if I would stick my head in a toilet filled with no water and just really runny diarrhea that was poisonous and would make me have the runs for the rest of my life...for a googleplex dollars. To that, I had to say no.