Potty humor

Okay, anyone who is offended easily or just very prim and proper read no further.  This story is a little different than my usual, but it was just too funny to me to not post.  In ten years Mia may be upset with me for telling the world this kind of stuff, but for now, she is too young to protest.  Well, at least to young for me to heed her protests.  So, enough intro...here's what happened.

Tonight as Mia was getting ready for bed she sat down on the toilet for her usual bedtime peepee.  As she was sitting there talking to me she kind of tooted, but it was a little more airy than usual.  I kind of looked at her with a funny, pretend disgusted expression and she laughed and said  "My bottom just snorted!"  I just about died laughing.  And she swore up and down that it was not a toot, but a snort.  Too funny!