Mia's Baby Days

I was just looking through Mia's baby book and found some of the funniest stories.  They were all written under one date, but I imagine they had all happened within a pretty small amount of time.  Here are just a few:

5-10-05  (25 months old)

A few weeks ago Daddy was driving you to Gaga's house and you asked "why are ll these cars following us to Gaga's house?"  HE tried to explain to you that they were just going the same direction, but you didn't understand.  You paused then said "Daddy, all these cars on the road, it's making me crazy... It's not right."

We enrolled you in a class called Kiddie College with the Plano Parks and Rec.  After the first few days you told Daddy you loved it and wanted to "live there every day."  Later, when Daddy brought you to see me at work you told me you wanted to go to a different school because "Those kids just weren't being very smart to me."

We passed a McDonalds and you asked why we couldn't get food from "Old McDonald."  I told you McDonalds burgers were bad for your health and would make your heart hurt.  You said "Then would Jesus hurt too?"

We called you a baby in the car today and you said "I'm not a baby.  I'm a big woman!"