Say What?

Lennon asked me what a mammal was a couple days ago, so we were discussing that mammals nurse their babies and that I nursed him when he was little. The subject passed even though he argued with me that he DID NOT drink milk from me. A few days later, sitting in the highchair, eating his lunch, he said, "Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy."

"Yes, Lennon?"

"Mommy. When I used to drink milk from your breast, I bite you. I bite your PENIS!"

What a weirdo.